DEAR DIARY
Wokingham Borough Council’s little thin rubbish bags were thrown over the wall this week. I’ve put them in the cupboard and will continue to use my own until the council’s personal trainer visits to tell me otherwise.
Thought about phoning the council and complaining but doubt whether they’d give me the time of day as the ruling Tories heads are so far up their arses they wouldn’t hear me.
Going to drink a few pints of beer tonight before the Conservatives stealth tax me further by introducing a minimum price per unit of alcohol in the pretence that it’s to save the lives of chavs.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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